Just so you know, Theraflu...
Don't mix.
At all. Especially not when you're at work trying to create business plans in excel. You might start to feel like your cubicle is floating in outer space. You might even say some strange things to your coworkers. You might, for some odd reason, start watching Jerry McGuire on youtube while trying to complete said business plans. They should honestly put that on the warning label. Or maybe it's there. Or maybe they just assume that when your throat feels like a swollen balloon, you are probably at home resting and not pounding coffee/tea trying to be productive...
Other things that should also never be mixed?
- Snow and rain, otherwise known as "snraining" like the cute little mixture we had today (why God, just why?)
- Toddlers and tiaras. Or toddlers and energy drinks. (This is just so wrong on sooooo many levels I don't even know where to begin.)
- Whipped cream and vodka. Or bubble gum and vodka? I don't get it. It's like how when you were little and you went to the dentist you thought the bubble-gum flavored fluoride tooth mask would somehow be more bearable than the no flavor or mint versions. Only it was 100,000 times worse. If you're straight-up-rubbing-alcohol-potato-based-vodka, don't pretend to be bubblegum. Marlon Brando wouldn't pretend to be Barney, would he?
- Batteries and microwaves. I learned this one the hard-knocks way when I was 9 and tried to defrost some batteries that were in my Home Alone detective pen. I mean, they were cold... so it made sense...
- Me and ikea furniture directions. Now that is entertaining.
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